“Why ain’t you at work today?”

“I got sacked?.”

“Sacked? Why?”

“Janey got sick, and with my boss’s permission, I took the day off to take the poor cat to the clinic. Next day, at the office, a stranger sat put in my position. I thought it was a joke.”

“Unbelievable”

“He said I had a cat”

“That’s a terrible pet-hate.”

“I wish he’s predictable.”